Ok so here's my epic tale of my dream that went from 10 to 0 to a solid 20. Read it, it's amazing. (Excuse the grammar and caps because my god I was just overly amazed by the tom fucker displayed in this dream.)
It started off in a fucking half market, half cafe and hALF BASICALLY BALLOON CASTLE. I was a waiter type of thing and a troublesome customer came in (don't get me wrong gurl was cute. Short black hair, brown or blue eyes (I don't completely remember), glasses, but her attitude- just jesus fuck she was a bitch- but anyways, they sent one waiter to take her order and stuff but she went bitch mode and the waiter left looking defeated af. So they sent me, thinking my cuteness will calm the customer and I was like "Are you kidding me-? If he couldn't do it, what makes you think I can?!" Them: "I dunno-". I went out there anyways. She instantly started flirting with me. I was so polite and charming that I couldn't even take her order because her flirting game was strong and I think I was blushing- But after that bit was over, I was climbing my way up a stupid fucking balloon tunnel thinking "wHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!" all the way up to the third or second floor where the shopping bit was. And they all congratulated me like it was a miracle or some shit. But at some point after that I think some old Japanese elderly looking man came out of no where but I don't know I was blowing into a fucking rolled up cone shaped towel with gold print on it or whatever and making trumpet noises or something, I have no idea, it made me question things a bit but I went with it anyways. I was able to play beautiful music on it and the gold print was like the little holes that helped me make the different sounds, but anyways, the oLDMAN CHALLENGED ME TO HOW FAST WE CAN PLAY IT AND I'M PRETTY SURE I WON BECAUSE HE CALLED ME THE CHOSEN ONE OR SOMETHING THEN IT TIMED SKIPPED AND I WAS DATING SELENA GOMEZ BUT I DIDN'T QUESTION IT BECAUSE AT SOME POINT AFTER A SMALL SHOPPING TRIP I WAS PLAYING MY MAGIC TRUMPET FABRIC, MAKING ALL KINDS OF SICK BEATS WHILE SHE SANG AND ONE MORE MAGICAL TIME SKIP FORWARD AND I WAS AT A CHINESE PLACE AND SHOWED THIS ONE OLDER LOOKING LADY MY MAGIC ABILITIES WITH MAKING FABRIC MAKE TRUMPET NOISES AND SHIT AND THEN I HAD TO GO, BECAUSE ME AND MY FAMILY WERE LEAVING. BUT THIS IS WERE IT GETS SPOOPY AND BY THAT I MEAN TERRIFYING AF BECAUSE AS WE WERE DRIVING A SHADOWY ANGEL WITH GLOWING WHITE EYES STARTED FOLLOWING IS AND MY MOM WAS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM IT AND I THINK WE RAN ONE OVER BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT BECAUSE I TRIED PLAYING ON MY MAGIC SQUARE FABRIC IN HOPES IT'D GO AWAY BUT I THINK I ENDED UP EATING IT FOR SOME UNHOLY REASON OR ANOTHER- IT JUST KINDA DISAPPEARED INTO MY MOUTH- BUT ANYWAYS, WE WERE BASICALLY TRYING TO OUT RUN THE SHADOW REALM BUT SHADOW REALM WON, BUT WHILE IN THE SHADOW REALM, WE WERE DRIVING BY A DINNER CALLED "MYSTERY SHACK" AND I SAW A BLACK HAIRED BLUE EYED CUTIE IN THE WINDOW (and I have no idea where Selena went but it's whatever) AND I WAS LIKE "MOM WE SHOULD GO EAT AT THAT DINER-" BECAUSE IN MY DREAMS I AM NOT EVEN REMOTELY DEMISEXUAL I AM FULL FUCKING LESBIAN AND I THINK THE ONLY THINK I WANTED TO EAT WAS THAT CUTIE BUT MY MO WAS LIKE "FUCK NO, NOT UNTIL WE GET OUT OF THIS HELL" AND I WAS SAD BUT WE SHOWED UP IN A CREEPY FUCKED UP TON WITH ANGRY FOLK EVERYWHERE AND IT WAS CONSTANTLY NIGHT BUT I WENT INTO AN ARCADE BECAUSE SOME DUDE DARED ME TO SINCE IT WAS HAUNTED BY SOME GHOST. I WENT IN AND SAW A BEAUTIFUL ANIME LOOKING GIRL WITH LONG RAINBOW PASTEL HAIR AND GORGEOUS BLUE OR PURPLE EYES, ALL I REMEMBER IS THAT HER EYES WHERE A PRETTY COLOR, BUT GURL WAS PALE AS A GHOST(LOL IRONIC PUN).
NEEDLESS TO SAY, I CAME OUT WITH A GHOST GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS BOUND TO ME SO THAT IS MY DREAM THAT WENT FROM 10 TO 0 TO A SOLID 20.